i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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