: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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