do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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