It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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