Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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