is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I lost the right to judge tonight
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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