Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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