yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
