Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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