I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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