Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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