Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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