pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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