I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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