And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think your dad took our porno
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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