There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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