i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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