im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize