i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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