My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just forgot I was standing up.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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