He asked me if I "almost moaned"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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