Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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