You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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