I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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