About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Pooping to opera.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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