Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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