3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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