How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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