i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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