I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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