I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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