Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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