now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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