drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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