It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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