I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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