at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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