mondays should just be called national damage control day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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