At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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