Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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