Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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