He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
