Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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