Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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