My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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