So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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