Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
please don't ironically join a cult
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