she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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