I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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