I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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