Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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