margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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