Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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