I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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