I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I lost the right to judge tonight
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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