I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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