some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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